iDJiT Bingo Cards

The world is crumbling, democracy is on life support, and the only thing that still holds value is—wait for it—collectible trading cards. Not just any trading cards, but the officially unofficial, highly speculative, and terrifyingly accurate “iDJiT Bingo” series!

Why Collect iDJiT Bingo Cards?

“I Told You So” Insurance
Imagine it’s 2029. Police are seizing property like it’s a Black Friday sale, and Puerto Rico has been swapped for Greenland. Your friends are panicking, but you? You sip your lukewarm, rationed coffee, pull out your well-worn “Trading Puerto Rico for Greenland” card, and whisper: “Called it.”

The Perfect Icebreaker for Your Next FEMA Camp Meetup
You may not have freedom of speech anymore, but you can still flex your collection when Big Brother isn’t looking. Nothing says “rebel with a cause” like playing a round of “Mandatory Armband Showdown” while waiting in line for your government-assigned rations.

Escape the Economy’s Freefall
Sure, your fiat currency is worthless, but a mint-condition “Presidential Immunity from Prosecution” holofoil? That baby’s got real barter value. You might just trade your way into a slightly nicer survival bunker.

A Grim Yet Hilarious Reminder That Satire is Dead
Remember when absurd political satire was, well, absurd? Now it’s just leaked policy memos. But hey, if the world’s going to hell, might as well collect the milestones!


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